Keep checking this site.   This site changes as often as the Drudge Report or a bot-driven tweet, almost.  I expect to be publishing new things all the time, until my personal Statute of Limitations for Octogenarians expires.  Besides, catching and correcting typos and other boo-boos is ongoing.  I just now fixed three more.  You could find keeping tabs on whether I finally recognized and rectified your favorite erratum is as exciting as any cosmic dominion computer game.




 LATEST CURMUDGEON HARANGUE Friday, October 21, 2016

• Senior Moments 2, updated Friday, October 21, 2016: Link

• Parkbench Platonic Dialog, Friday, October 14, 2016.  Link



A parable or satire in which Mr. Darwin is rescued by the Creationist Curmudgeon, almost


Evolution – symbolized by Darwin, he owns it, Darwin™ -- has evolved from credible science into a clone of religion, hard to tell them apart nowadays.  Ergo, Darwin’s™ got religion!


Really?  Even religionists who anathematized Darwin at the beginning never accused him of being one.  He was a atheist, sometimes covertly, sometimes openly.  And it seems likely that a strong underlying motivation for Evolution was to eliminate religion by supplanting God as the origin of life, an aspiration of philosophers since Plato.  But now all of a sudden he’s got religion?  The Creationist Curudgeon (me) is skeptical.       READ MORE


 LATEST ART Thursday, November 19, 2015


In the over 80 years of my 86 that I’ve been drawing flash fountain pen sketches – I mean from 15-90 seconds -- of classmates, and anybody else in the same room, I must have done at least 10 or 20,000 of them, my best guess.  I never bothered counting.  When I was in full swing, it was a rare lecture or conference or committee or church service that I would walk away from without 2- 8 more heads.

Looking back, I am not crowing over having drawn so many so fast, and so well.  More puzzled than proud,  I’m asking myself, why?  Why on earth did I do that?

I had been drawing since before I can remember, probably since toddlerhood, just like all children do at that stage.  Later when kids my age had graduated to more mature activities like baseball and hotrods and hanging out, I was still drawing classmates, as surviving 7th grade classmates, seasoned octogenarians now, tell me they still remember, though I don’t.  Why would I remember?  Drawing was so natural, like breathing or doodling or ogling girls, or like dribbling basketballs, which seemed oddly unnatural to me.  When I was older it began to dawn on me that drawing people all the time was seriously non-mainstream.  But by then sketching heads had taken on a life of its own and I couldn’t stop.

Normally conscientious and perceptive children (I’m not talking about rebels) go to school, and youth to medical school (which I did), to learn and also to make lifetime friendships of classmates.  Learning I took seriously, maybe too seriously, but as to the kids around me, it never occurred to me to interact with them other than to get their faces on paper.  People were put on this planet, I seem to have thought, for sketching, nothing else.  Reviewing these sketches in preparing this essay, I have become aware, and embarrassed, that drawing their visages brought me closer to quiet joy than their friendship could have, or in any case did.  I suffered some sort of autism, is my diagnosis, only partly facetious.

Herein is just a nanofraction of these flash sketches.



 Platonic dialogs the series Updated Thursday, July 14, 2016

I am settled on a park bench, soothed by the susurrous summer background hum of bulrushes in the pond and dragonflies on lily pads, many muffled iPod ear buds and –  am I imagining it? -- fingers being dragged across a thousand iPads.  Professor Plagno, a tenured Platonist with more than a dash of agnosticism, which he espouses possessively, has just strolled up, right on time.  Bowing, he says, “Greetings, Dr. Wes, my dear Loma Linda University physician old-time Seventh-day Adventist gormless Genesis-1 creationist.”

“I’m always honored.” says I, making room for him on the bench.  “Shall we continue our dialog as Plato and Socrates, or go with Abbott and Costello this time?”

PREFACE, why and whence cometh these dialogs:  Preface

FIRST DIALOG Platonic Friendship

SECOND DIALOG Platonic Emanations

THIRD DIALOG May The Form Be With You!



SIXTH DIALOG Platonic Endship


NOTE: clicking the above links will take you to pages on THIS site.  All six of the dialogs are also separately published together at a separate web site especially for these dialogs:   (click)

 Short Shrifts of The Day Updated Tuesday, August 9, 2016

•  In accordance with FCC, NSE, EPA, FDA, NFA, DNA, UFO regulations, be it known that this e-facility is a vaguely owned subsidiary of Al-Geezera, Inc, and is closely monitored by Smart Cremation, Inc.

• Latest hearing-aided failure of communication:

SHE: "I just came back from getting cat food."


• You're not surprised he's being sued for virtual sexual harassment or is it sexism?  He didn't retouch her enough.

• Anything carried to its logical conclusion is... you wouldn't want to go there, buddy!

• My favorite desert is lemon harangue pie. In your face. Let’s do lunch.

• I'm so old I remember when men sought wisdom.  Now, smarts.  Don't suppose a wisePhone would sell.

• NEW;     I'm so old I've granted myself a senility waiver on political correctitude and gender-free sensitivity, but not 19th century civility, nor the Ten Commandments which are eternal.

• He that sows wild quotes reaps the wind.

• After going through the cafeteria line, school kids are pitching the Michelle-mandated school lunch, 2 pieces of cauliflower and cheese, into the trash can.  Now that's sad, sad the kids aren't appreciative of Michelle's trying to bring culture into their lives to prepare them for book signings and Artist Receptions, where 2 pieces of cauliflower and cheese (and chardonnay) are de rigueur.  Food stamps accepted.

• To be or not to be, what does it matter?  That -- That's the question now, after thoroughly postmodern Hillary.

• Aged executives may retain token respect, even a token office.  But no clout.

• The push to make disbelief of Global Warming illegal is proving more sustainable than Global Warming itself.

• Sustainable the planet may turn out not to be, but a tattoo is.

• It's so sad, so very sad that Caitlyn Brucia Jenner can never experience the miracle of an abortion.

• Kerry must be batty to so consistently cave.


 Latest Old Doc Tale Wednesday, December 9, 2015

A Story of Hemodialysis from Long Ago


This is an old doc’s tale, but something of a shaggy dog story, from long ago.

I was a young research fellow in the Nephrology research Laboratory at Washington University school of medicine. Our major function was basic research in kidney physiology in health and disease.  But we also did clinical consultations, and, in emergencies, hemodialysis, the primitive harrowing way.  Thereby hangs this story.

On this particular night the patient we were dialyzing was Jessie, a thirty-something man who, while hunting in the Ozarks, had accidentally shot himself in the right thigh with his shotgun at close range, rendering his thigh muscles a huge mass of well shredded raw hamburger.  Hamburger may be tasty but is poison to the kidneys, shutting them down completely resulting in sudden (“acute”) uremia, more frequently fatal than not if left alone.

Jessie was a model husband and father, exemplary citizen, and churchgoer, soft-tongued, virtuous, a deacon of the local Baptist church.  But as his BUN rose higher and higher, he changed.  He changed from being saintly to demoniac.  Now he was screaming unintelligibly, mostly obscenities, many directed at his wife. Dumbfounded, she could only sob.  Only after sedation and application of mild restraints could he be wheeled on a gurney to the makeshift basement dialysis area, while his sobbing wife waited at his bedside.




 Poem of The Day Sunday, November 8, 2015


Three old ladies lay in beds,

Lips wrinkled, skin gone thin

By years and cancer, shreds

Of human beings, while again

    The sun comes up.

Silver and gold have I none;


I turn your squeaky beds

To your windows, to the sun.


[Written after morning rounds,

fifty years ago, when I was an

internist and  beds were squeaky.]




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